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The Autobots and Decepticons thought they had killed all the zombies. They eventually went back to their old ways of fighting. Unfortunately, their global victory would be short-lived, as the zombies were not completely destroyedNorth end of excavation site of the long dead zombie hive“ Prime, your sure Wheelimus should be over here, because I don’t see anything,” said Overload.
“ Yes, he should be right under that sheet of metal,” said Optimus Prime.
Southern end of zombie hive“Skids, you here that,” said Mudflap.
“No, that’s just your imagination,” said Skids, “I will be over there if you need me.”
“Huh, must be still worrying ‘bout---“ mumbled Mudflap to himself as a hoarse moaning sound gets louder, “who’s there, show yourself.”
“Arghhh-rhaaaa,” said Undead Waffles.
“Wheelimus, I thought you were dead, you look awful,” said Mudflap as Undead Waffles tears his head off, “here let me help yo----“
“Mudflap, Mudflap, what’s going on he—oh Mudflap, what happened to you,” exclaimed Skids, “Prime, Mudlfap’s been decapitated, I ne—“
“Argghhh,” moaned Undead Waffles.
“ What the hell are yo—“ started Skids as Undead Waffles tore into his chest.
“Skids, you there, what was that, Skids, Skids?” said Optimus over the comlink.
Northern end of zombie hive“Something’s not right here,” said Optimus Prime, “Skids isn’t answering me.”
“Maybe he found some Decepticons and has to lay low for a while,” said Overload.
“I don’t like it, you and Jazz, go see what’s wrong with him,” said Optimus Prime
Southern End of zombie hive“Jazz, you sure we are in the right spot?” said Overload.
“Yes, the coordinates transpond to right here,” said Jazz.
“Well I don’t see anything, wait what was that sound?” said Overload.
“I didn’t here any—Ahhh, ahhh,” screamed Jazz as gnarled hand thrust through his chest.
“Whoa, whoa, what the hell is that,” says Overload as he frantically tries to load his shotgun.
“Arghhhhh,” moan the three zombies as they attack Overload.
“I did not sign up for this,” screams Overload as he frantically shoots, and misses, the zombies, “ Damn it, out of bullets, you guys wanna go, bring it”
“grahhhh,”
“Aw sh---“ starts Overload as Zombie Mudflap tears through his torso.
North end of zombie hive“Optimus; Jazz and Overload just went offline,” said Ultra Magnus.
“I knew those retards couldn’t handle themselves,” says Name_Violation.
“Enough, we need to call for backup,” said Optimus Prime.
Autobot Command post, central Iacon“Yes sir, we will be sending the 271st Shock Troopers to your location,” said Omega Sentinal.
“What was that about?” asked Tracks.
“ I have no idea, all I know is the top guy wants our best troops to the excavation site at 1700 hours,” replied Omega Sentinal
Southern Kaos“What is that,” said Tristar.
“Grahhhh,” screamed one of the zombies.
“Damn it, you want to go?” said Tristar as he held up two shotguns.
“Argrahhhhh,” moaned the zombie, then six others start to come from around the corner. Tristar jumps into a hidden hole that leads directly to Cybertron’s main plumming lines. The other zombies run after a passing by transformer.
“Help! Their ba---“ started the transformer. Dozens of other transformers begin pouring out of there houses to see what is going on.
“Somebody call 911,” screamed female transformer
“We don’t have a 911, last time I checked we don’t even have phones,” said a male
transformer. The zombies quickly make short work of Southern Kaos.
Excavation site of Zombie hive“Prime, check the news feed, reports are coming in of fires in the southern district of Kaos,” said Ultra Magnus.
“Guys, I think we may found our missing link between the deaths here and southern kaos,” said Optimus Prime.
“Where? I don’t see a damn thing,” said Name_Violation.
“Top left corner, the thing that came running from that burning building,” said Optimus Prime.
“What is it?” asked Name_Violation.
“That, my friend, is a good question, we must get to that location,” said Optimus as the whining of engines can be heard in the background.
“271st Shock Troopers reporting for duty,” said Ironhide.
“What kept you guys, I thought you had the fastest planes in the fleet,” said Name_Violation.
“Optimus, you called for backup?” asked Ironhide, clearly ignoring Name_Violation.
“Yes, it appears we have some cleaning up to do in Southern Kaos,” said Optimus Prime.
Western Kaos“Oh crap, tell me they’re not back, honey get the shotgun and get to the bu---“ started male transformer as a zombie crushed his head in.
“Oh my Primus, Windbreaker, you oka---Ahhhh,” started Elita1 as two zombies dog-piled her. The zombies quickly regroup, and now three hundred strong, they make quick work of Kaos.
Cybertron’s Moon One“Attention aircraft, you are approaching runway seven too fast, please slow down and head to runway 9,” said an air-tower control officer.
“What’s wrong, trailbreaker?” asked Armorhide.
“Aircraft 113-b23 is approaching too fast for decent, not showing signs of slowing down and isn’t responding, wait, they’ve changed course, they’re headed directly for us!” said trailbreaker.
“Look o--,” started Aromorhide as the whole building went up in flames. 10 zombies climb from the burning building and begin terrorizing the landing terminal.
Cybertron’s Moon Two“Strange, aircraft 330-t27 isn’t slowing their engines,” said Air Razor.
“Wait, what’s that coming up the wall,” said Backstop.
“I don’t know, sound the al---,” started Air Razor.
“Air Razor, oh no,” said Backstop. Air Razor’s corpse gets off the ground and attacks Backstop.
Selenium transport ship“So the humans actually believe this stuff will turn them into zombies?” joked Skyfire.
“Yeah, apparently this stuff will cause you to die and then reanimate you into a zombie,” said Jetfire.
“grahhhh”
“what was that,” said Skyfire.
“I don’t know, should we check?” said jetfire.
“arghhhh-grahhh”
“Oh crap, what is---“ said Skyfire as a zombie tore into his chest.
“Skyfi---,” started Jetfire as the zombie turned on him. The transport ship crashed into earth killing all three of the transformers. The selenium was recovered by scientists who began running tests on it.
Southern Iacon“ What the hell are those things,” said Omega Supreme.
“I think the zombies have returned,” said Omega Sentinal.
“ Grahhhhh,” screamed two of the zombies as they attacted both the Omegas,”
“ Oh shi---,” started Two-line nearby, as the zombies attacted him.
Nemesis, Decepticon Comand Ship“Megatron, Megatron, there was a breach in the hull,” said Cyclonus.
“ Well find whatever is responsible for it,” snarled Megatron.
“ We did, but---,” started Cyclonus.
“ That “but” had better be yours running out the door to find that Autobot,” interrupted Megatron.
“on it s---,” stopped Cyclonus.
“ What, What,” said megatron as a zombie came from behind him,” Not you again, bring it.”
hidden decepticon base, Moon Two“ Are the other decepticon in position,” said Starscream.
“ Yes sir,” said Tankor,” what was that sound?”
“ Are you asking me questi---,” started Starscream as a zombie ripped through Tankor’s armor plating.
“Argrhhhhh,” moaned the zombie.
“ Soundwave, get in here, protect your leader,” screamed Starscream.
Sewers of Kaos“ So you guys want some more,” said Tristar as he pulled out his vibro-ax.
“Ahhhhh-grahhhh,” screamed the zombie as he charged Tristar.
PART II4 months into the Second Zombie ApocalypseCentral Iacon“ So, here we are again, I told you we should have created a Zombie Fast Response Team, but no, you all said it was useless,” said Name_Violation.
“ Damn it, don’t you ever stop joking around, we need to find the source of this zombie mess and stop it,” said Rodimus Prime.
“ I may have found out what has caused this,” said a deep voice.
“Who is there?” said Optimus Prime.
“ They call me Tristar,” said Tristar.
“ You’re a Decepticon,” said Name_Violation, arming his pistol.
“ Yeah, and your some crackpot who thinks he’s funny,” replied Tristar.
“ What are you doing here,” said Ultra Magnus.
“ Didn’t you die in the last zombie apocalypse,” said Tristar.
“ Yeah, well, I, uh----Grahhhhh,” screamed Ultra Magnus as his armor started peeling off, revealing a gnarled Zombie corpse.
“ Holy crap, what was that?” said Name_Violation.
“ The Author realizing he made a mistake when writing this story,” said Optimus Prime.
“ ENOUGH! GET BACK TO THE STORY BEFORE I END IT HERE,” Boomed a voice from the heavens.
“ What the hell was that?” said Name_Violation.
Central Iacon“ So, here we are again, I told you we should have created a Zombie Fast Response Team, but no, you all said it was useless,” said Name_Violation.
“ Damn it, don’t you ever stop joking around, we need to find the source of this zombie mess and stop it,” said Rodimus Prime.
“ I may have found out what has caused this,” said a deep voice.
“Who is there?” said Optimus Prime.
“ They call me Tristar,” said Tristar.
“ You’re a Decepticon,” said Name_Violation, arming his pistol.
“ Yeah, and your some crackpot who thinks he’s funny,” replied Tristar.
“ What are you doing here,” said Ultra Prime.
“ I’m here because none of you know this city like me, and my energon stockpile has been trapped by the zombies,” said Tristar.
Central Kaos“ Grahh,” screamed one of the zombies.
“grahh-grenahh,” moaned another zombie.
“Si,” screamed another one as they all followed the first one to where a pocket of transformers was hiding.
Earth, June first 2009“ So this is the missing element; the one claimed to turn humans into zombies,” said a scientist.
“ Well be careful, we don’t want a zombie apocalypse on our hands,” joked the other scientist. A loud banging sound can be heard in the background.
“ Oh crap,” said the first scientist.
Desolate City on Cybertron“ We gotta make a run for it,” said Omega Prime.
“ We won’t stand a chance,” said Wreck-Gar.
“ Well it’s better than waiting for the zombies to come to us,” said Omega Prime.
“Grahhhh,” screamed a zombie.
“ Aw crap,” said Wreck-Gar.
“ You say that like we are about to die,” said Omega Prime, calmly loading his plasma rifle.
“ I just want you to know, you were like a brother to me, see you on---,” Started Wreck-Gar.
“ Coming?” said Omega Prime, reloading his gun.
Tristar’s home“ What happened to my place!” screamed Tristar.
“ Ha, looks like some zombies got hungry,” said Name_Violation.
“ Just look around and see if you find a gray wall with a cross on it,” said Tristar.
“ How on Cybertron would that help us?” exclaimed Name_Violation.
“ You’ll see,” said Tristar.
“I think I found it, over…oh ****,” said Name_Violation as the door he opens reveals over a hundred zombies, “guys, we are so screwed.”
“ Grahhhh,” screamed the zombies as they began pouring out of the room.
“ Autobots, and Decepticon, prepare for battle,” shouted Optimus Prime.
“ Hey what’s that beeping sound?” asked Ultra Prime.
“ Wait, cover me, its Ratchet,” said Optimus Prime,“ Ratchet, go.”
“ We have come up with a cure for the zombies,” said Ratchet.
“ Okay, well send some of our guys from the 271st to spread the cure,” said Optimus Prime.
“Prime! We can’t hold them off for long!” said Clocker.
“Okay, you and Name_Violation, get us out of here!” said Optimus Prime.
“ Well Optimus, as I was saying, its not that simple, you have to administer the cure directly at the source,” said Ratchet.
“ Well, we don’t know the source, can you figure it out for me,” said Optimus Prime.
“ I know we are good, Prime, but not that good,” said Ratchet.
“ Well, I can’t stay anymore because we happen to be outnumbered by zombies over here,” said Optimus Prime.
Autobot Research Labs, 15 miles below Iacon“ Okay, listen up!” shouted Arcee, “ Optimus wants us to go on an egg hunt, so to speak.”
“What do we have to find this time?” asked Chromia.
“ Glad someone’s paying attention,” said Arcee,” We have to find the source of this zombie outbreak. Repair-Bay, would you gladly take over?”
“ Yes, ma’am, Okay, use any of the geo-synchronous satellites, and anything else you think might come in handy. You have till 2359 tomorrow night,” said Repair-Bay.
“ Any questions? None? Beautiful,” said Arcee.
2.5 miles outside of kaos“ Wreck-gar, I think I see something,” said Omega Prime.
“ More zombies?” asked Wreck-gar.
“ No, they’re moving too fast,” said Omega Prime.
2.5 miles away from Omega Prime and Wreck-gar“ Optimus, I think I see something,” said Clocker.
“ What is it?” asked Optimus Prime.
“ Appears to be two robots, just standing there,” said Clocker.
“ You and Ultra Prime go and investigate,” said Optimus Prime.
“ I will go, I’m tired of just sitting back,” said Tristar as he transformed into a jet.
“ Works for me,” said Name_Violation.
2.5 miles outside of Kaos“ Wait, is that a jet coming our way,” said Wreck-gar.
“ What are you guys doing here?” asked Tristar.
“ Uh, we were just wandering by,” said Omega Prime.
“ Optimus, I got some stragglers,” said Tristar.
Autobot Research labs, 15 miles below Iacon[“ Arcee, we have something,” said Elita-1.
“ This had better be good,” said Arcee.
“ Well using complex algorithms, we have found the general location of where the virus spread,” said Elita-1.
“ Get Optimus on the line, ASAP,” said Arcee.
Kaos“ Optimus, we have the general location of the spread of the virus,” said Arcee, “ retrace your steps to the old excavation site.”
“ Okay, thanks,” said Optimus Prime, ”Boys, pack up, we’ve gotta retrace our steps.”
Zombie Hive“ I this place got destroyed!” exclaimed Wreck-gar.
“ Yeah, those zombies seem to know how to make a crater nice and cozy,” said Name_Violation
“ Okay, we gotta split up and find the source,” said Optimus Prime.
“ Well, if I seem to remember correctly, didn’t Mudflap mention a missing Wheelimus Prime?” asked Name_Violation.
“ I wonder,” said Optimus Prime, “Arcee, are you there?”
“ Go, ahead,” said Arcee.
“ Would it be possible to track a zombie via Geo-synchronous satellite?” asked Optimus.
“ Well, one: the zombies’ transmitter would still have to be functioning, and two: we would need the PI number,” said Arcee.
“ If I gave you the PIN, would you be able to track it?” asked Optimus.
“ Prime, Decepticon invasion!” screamed Hot Rod.
“ You thought I was dead,” snarled Megatron.
“ Uh, guys, all your blasting seem to have summoned the zombies, and whoa, have they brought back up,” said Name_Violation, staring at almost a thousand zombies.
“ Tristar, you dare join these pests,” said Megatron, “ I should Kill you myself, wait, what is that sound?”
“ Megatron, peek-a-boo,” said Starscream, guns ablazing, along with forty other Starscream clones.
“ Use them to your advantage,” said Optimus. The Autobots make their way to the inside of he zombie hive, while the Decepticons (and Starscream/clones) and zombies fight each other.
“ That’s great, no way out,” said Name_Violation
“ deeper in we go, I guess,” said Clocker.
“grahhhhh”
“ What was that?” said Clocker/
“ That, my friend, is a zombie, something, even just mentioning its name, seems to summon it to dinner time, so ignore it the best you can,” said Name_Violation.
“Arghhh”
“ Wait, hold on,” said Optimus Prime, arming his plasma rifle.
“grahhh”
“ damn it, there’s more here than outside,” said Name_Violation.
“ Split up,” said Optimus Prime. The Autobots are chased through multiple corridors, all of which happen to be booby-trapped.
Corridor 1“ I knew splitting up was a bad idea,” said Name_Violation, shooting at zombies.
Corridor 2“ Oh no, oh no, oh no,” said Clocker, running through the corridors.
“grahhh”
“ Aw crap,” said Clocker, as a zombie started eating his spark
Outside the Hive“ Starscream, now of all times you try to attack me,” said Megatron, holding Starscream by the jaw.
“ Let me go, I almost had you,” said Starscream.
“ Should I?” asked Shockblast, staring at Megatron.
“ Should he what?” asked Starscream,” what should he do?”
“ Do it,” said Megatron, dropping Starscream.
“ That’s it, IMA FIRING MUH LASER!” screamed Shockblast, shooting clear through Starscream’s chest. The clones, having watched this, land where the zombies are and get eaten by them.
Inside the hive“ So how many of us are still here,” said Name_Violation.
“ All of us except for clocker,” said Omega Prime.
“ He will be missed,” said Name_Violation.
“ Arcee, you still there?” asked Optimus Prime.
“ Yes, now what did you have in mind,” asked Arcee.
“ I’m going to give you a code, see if you can track it,” said Optimus Prime,” ready?”
“ Go,” replied Arcee.
“ Okay, 900ME-TWW5Q-QAXZ3-F4W22-10034-GD8EQ-QQIYE-EEVXX,” SAID Optimus Prime,” got that?”
“ Yes, give us two sec--got it, I am relaying you the directions,” said Arcee.
“ Autobots, pack up, we gotta travel deeper into this hive,” said Optimus Prime.
“Grahh”
UPDATE: fINISHEDoutside the hive“ I do my part for the Decepticons, leave me alone,” said Tristar.
“ You are worse than Starscream, I should finish you off now,” snarled Megatron.
“ Do it,” said Tristar.
“ That’s it,” said Megatron, firing his plasma cannon at Tristar.
“ You missed,” said Tristar, transforming back from a boat,” Now, it’s my turn.”
“ It took me several hundred years to attack megatron, and you finish him off in ten minutes!?!” said Starscream, getting up from the blast to his chest.
Deep in the Zombie Hive“ So, when exactly do those scientist plan on getting here?” asked Name_Violation
“ Exactly 2400 tonight,” replied Optimus Prime.
“ So, what are we supposed to do until then,” asked Name_Violation.
“We are going to find the source of this zombie outbreak, the rest of you will provide an escort for the scientists,” replied Optimus Prime.
“ Why am I the one who always has to go into danger?” moaned Name_Violation.
“ Because you came back from being a zombie,” replied Optimus,” Now transform and roll out.”
Outside the zombie hive“ I have had it with these zombies, now get out of my way or be destroyed, Starscream,” said Tristar.
“ Well, I never would of figured you for the leadership type,” said Starscream.
“ There is so much you don’t know,” said Tristar.
2310 hours that night“ Optimus, we have run into fire from the Decepticons,” said Ratchet.
“ Sit tight, I have a few of my boys out there for cover fire, if need be call in WACOs for defense,” said Optimus Prime.
“ Prime says we should have some cover fire on the way, ready us for decent,” said Ironhide.
Later that night“ Nice to see you guys made it,” said Omega Prime
“ Where is Optimus,” said Arcee.
Deep inside the Zombie hive“ Okay, what exactly are we looking for,” said Omega Prime.
“ Undead Waffles, his body was moved and we have reason to believe he is the cause of the zombie outbreak,” said Optimus Prime.
“ Any idea where he is?” asked Ratchet.
“ The center of the hive, that’s where found Computron,” replied Optimus Prime.
“ Nice logic there,” said Name_Violation.
“ Do you realize I could have you demoted for outbursts such as these?” said Ironhide.
“ Yes, Sir,” said Name_Violation.
“ Then I suggest you pipe it until the end of this mission; you are not to speak unless spoken to, attacked by zombies, or otherwise; understood,” said Ironhide.
“ Yes, Sir,” said Name_Violation.
Center of the zombie hive“ Since when could the zombies command each other?” asked Omega Prime.
“ I don’t know, try and spot the leader,” said Optimus.
“grahh,” moaned one of the loan zombies.
“ Him,” said Arcee.
“arghhhh,” moaned the zombie.
“ I’ve got him,” said Name_Violation, sticking the needle in the zombie’s back.
“grahh-rahh,” screamed the zombie, throwing Name_Violation to the ground and chasing after Wreck-Gar.
“ Oh, crap, oh, why,” moaned Wreck-gar, as he was slowly gnawed at.
“ I thought the formula was supposed to stop the zombie outbreak,” said Optimus Prime.
“ It was, wait look,” said Repair-bay. The zombie can be seen stumbling and falling to the ground, the other zombies all fall to the ground.
“ Wait, its getting up,” said Name_Violation.
“ Hold fire,’ said Optimus Prime.
“ Oh, my head, what happened?” asked Wheelimus Prime.
“ Wheelimus!” screamed Repair-bay, running up and hugging Wheelimus.
“ Where was I?” asked Wheelimus.
“ You were attacking Cybertron and spreading the zombie virus throughout several planet systems,” replied Name_Violation.
Outside the zombie hive“ All the zombies have stopped,” said Starscream.
“ That means either A) the zombies finally decomposed to the point of shutting down, or B) they cured the source of the zombie virus,” said Tristar. The Autobots can be seen walking out of the zombie hive, waving to the Autobots near the dropships.
“ So, it’s finally over,” said Omega Prime.
“ The Autobots who gave their lives will be remembered for this,” said Optimus Prime.
Iacon, grand unveiling of the Zombie Apocalypse Memorial“ Wow, I can see myself,” said Name_Violation.
“ Look in the bottom right corner,” said Repair-bay.
The bottom right corner contained a list of all the Transformers who helped stop both Zombie Outbreaks:
Name_Violation, Tristar, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Rodimus Prime, Optimus Prime, Wheelimus prime, Arcee, Chromia, Elita-1, Repair-Bay, Omega Prime, Wreck-Gar, Clocker, Ratchet, Ironhide, and Ultra Prime. We will never forget…
