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Transformers Movie Merchandise: Fake Shaving Kit

Postby i_amtrunks » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:11 pm

It would seem that Hasbro believe that the World does not have enough <a href="http://webmaster.transformersmovie.com/click.html?c=FLINCG" target="_blank">Transformers Movie</a> Merchandise floating around.

A new item in the <a href="http://webmaster.transformersmovie.com/click.html?c=FLINCG" target="_blank">Transformers Movie</a> Merchandise line has been spotted in a TRU in Chesterfield, MO....
A Fake Shaving Kit:
<img src="/images/news/gfx/1192489593_tf_movie_shavingkit.JPG">

The Kit contains: hair gel, comb, foaming body soap, a play shave razor, shave brush, travel toothbrush and carrying case.

To see the original thread from tfw2005 please <a href="http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?p=1660678" target="_blank">click here</a>.
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Postby Windracer » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:36 pm

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LOL.

Just when I thought they'd produced every possible wierd object with the Transformers brand slapped on it, I'm proven wrong... :))
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Postby Jazzz » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:45 pm

vector sigma...
FAKE SHAVING!!!
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Postby what0080 » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:49 pm

Now all we need is Optimus Prime on some stock car, and we've covered EVERYTHING w/ Transformers...

TAKE THAT GO-BOTS AND HALO 3!!
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Postby Sherade » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:52 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA..HAHA..HA!

That's hilarious, over the top,and...disturbing.
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Postby Magnimus » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:54 pm

Capitalism at its best.
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Postby Decatron » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:55 pm

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Oh man. I stopped shaving though! :-?
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Postby SnipeShade » Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:58 pm

what....are little kids....gonna do with a fake shaving kit.... that just seems so wrong. XD
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Postby Menbailee » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:06 pm

This product helps Optimus Prime keep his faceplate smooth as a protoform's behind. Arcee has a pink kit, since leg hair does *not* look good in 'cycle mode, but she hasn't used it in a while since she thinks Ironhide borrowed it. Gross!
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Postby Liege Evilmus » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:08 pm

If they made this in full sizedkid size (ie adult), I'd get this.
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Postby Decepticon Spike » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:38 pm

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Is it wrong that I'm thinking about getting this for my nephew?
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Postby korean-ironhide » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:40 pm

i thought the toothpaste was wierd but come on like autobots need to shave!?
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Postby i_amtrunks » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:49 pm

korean-ironhide wrote:i thought the toothpaste was wierd but come on like autobots need to shave!?


I thought the Toothpaste would go well with the "transforming" Toothbrush that was released when the Movie first came out.
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Postby Highbeam » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:52 pm

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Postby DevastaTTor » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:34 pm

I'm sure we all agree, but I just have to say it, this is so stupid. It's an embarrassment to the brand.
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Postby OptimusShr » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:23 pm

When it came to movie merchandise, Hasbro went nuts.

This is a fact and can not be proven wrong.
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Postby gogleman374 » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:57 pm

Whats next?

Transforming condoms?
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Postby Bumblebee-otch » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:06 pm

gogleman374 wrote:Whats next?

Transforming condoms?


one can only hope...
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Postby darth reven » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:33 am

fake shaving thats new
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Postby demarcusgd » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:37 am

And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)
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Postby schizophrenica » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:55 am

How bout transforming mechanized michael bay? :grin:
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Postby Deadpool. » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:17 am

schizophrenica wrote:How bout transforming mechanized michael bay? :grin:
I would buy that.

If only to keep punching and smashing Bay.
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Postby Galaxy_Convoy » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:16 pm

Oi, I had a kit like this when I was really young... it was awesome. I believe it was a Spiderman one... but I thought it was the neatest thing there was in the bathroom ever. That is, of course, until I realized how much of a pain real shaving was years later. :lol:
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Postby Bumblebee-otch » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:51 pm

demarcusgd wrote:And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)


i think optimash is cool....

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Postby i_amtrunks » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:08 pm

Bumblebee-otch wrote:
demarcusgd wrote:And here I thought "Optimash Prime" was pushing it... How about an Allspark Rubiks cube? That actually doesn't sound too bad:)


i think optimash is cool....

:-s


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