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You vs

Postby Jacoiros » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:26 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1t3ug_CA0


You just installed windows 2000 on your Mac, he's pissed.

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You're both armed with swords. Can you win.
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Re: You vs

Postby Gigastorm » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:58 am

Of course i can win
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Re: You vs

Postby Dagon » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:08 pm

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Seeing as no living mortal can best me, I vote for you, referring to me.
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Re: You vs

Postby Dead Metal » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:19 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
I would so beat the crap out of him, then tattoo the windows logo onto him.
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Re: You vs

Postby Thanatos Prime » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:54 pm

No Mac-nazi is going to best me. He's going down!! :P
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Re: You vs

Postby Shadowman » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:17 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
First, I'd start using a two-button mouse like a mace. while he's confused as to who would build a mouse with a second button, I'd smack him over the head a few times.

Then I'd just kick him while he's down. Partly because it works (Despite being dirty fighting) but also because I ran out of Windows vs. Mac jokes.
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Re: You vs

Postby AutobotGeneral » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:53 am

I thwack him over the head with the +5 Open Source Sword and then let loose a volley from my Kernel Blaster...
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Re: You vs

Postby Wheelimus Prime » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:33 pm

Motto: "Seems Legit"
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i will own him rap to him and pour coffee on his corpse :twisted:
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Re: You vs

Postby Grimscott » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:46 pm

He'll be too busy gesturing with his hands to fight properly, so yes I'll win. I won't even need the sword, I'll just beat him to death with my iPod because I love irony.
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Re: You vs

Postby Optimist Prime » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:13 pm

Motto: "One shall stand, one shall fall."
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I'd give him my sword. Then he'd be unable to use both, so I kick him in the face to knock him out. Easy.
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Re: You vs

Postby Necessary Evil » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:18 am

Motto: "Always looking for a new motto."
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I'll simply kick the crap outta him; I win!
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Re: You vs

Postby doomboy536 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:09 am

Shadowman, Mac users can use two-button mouses. My girlfriend has one :P

But this guy: seeing as though I have done fencing and medieval battle re-enactment, he's toast.
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Re: You vs

Postby snavej » Fri Oct 13, 2023 9:04 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
I will spam him to death with pointless online posts. Like this one. I should be finished in five weeks.
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