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Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

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Who is HMW's Greatest Alcoholic?

Poll ended at Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:58 am

War Hammer
2
22%
Tammuz
0
No votes
Maximus Prime
0
No votes
Bruticus84
0
No votes
Jesus Prime
2
22%
Slip
5
56%
 
Total votes : 9

Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:58 am

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Over the course of HMW's torrid life, there have been many tales.

From the unexpected attacks of the Unknowns, to the xp and energon bonuses ... no stories are more memorable than the drunken postings of some of our fellow forum goers.

Yes, in what you'd think would be a rare occurrence, the HMW forums have been graced many times with a number of drunken and hilarious posts over the years.

So here you have, your chance to vote on who you think is the Greatest Alcoholic of HMW!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Malicron » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:22 am

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JP for town drunk!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:53 am

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Couchman. granted he only played for 2 days, but he was my room mate and drank himself to death.

Alcoholism FTL

also (insert being called noob here) i have no idea who those people are (well i know 2).

y'all keep livin in the past
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Dragonslayer » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:06 pm

Motto: "Howdy, dammit!"
Weapon: Photon Blaster
Right now I'm torn between War Hammer and JP, though I've never been fortunate enough to witness any of the candidates' drunk posting, though I have heard stories, especially of the aforementioned two.

I vaguely recall seeing Tammuz drunk post, but I don't remember exactly if I did or not...I've slept since then.

Screw it, I'm going with War Hammer!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:14 pm

Motto: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings to randomly click things in the Admin Panel to see what it breaks."
Name_Violation wrote:y'all keep livin in the past


Perhaps you'd care to send me a decent suggestion for a poll then?
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Redimus » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:36 pm

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There's only one contender. All the others have been drunk, JP *IS* drunk!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby slip » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:13 pm

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
In such a great election one must vote wisely; and choose a canidate who is as firm as red clay and as constant.Hmm as constant as drinking he's constanly drinking JP.
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Naval Strike » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:49 am

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Warhammer got my vote
who is bruticus84?
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby devast8or » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:35 am

War Hammer...he's had some great posts around these parts (sometimes requiring interpretation).

B84...now that's a name I've not heard in a very long time... :P I know I used to have friendly banter with B84 when i first started playing hmw, but I think he's gone thru a couple of name changes.
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Psychout » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:30 pm

Motto: "This post clearly was meant to offend, and if you are affected by it in any way please close your browser and discuss it with someone who knows not to take the internet seriously."
Weapon: Black Magic
Naval Strike wrote:who is bruticus84?


Is the correct answer!!

Tune in next week for HMW Jepoardy... The StarscreamSSB edition ;)
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:23 pm

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Not my fault the pot head got his Mrs up the duff and hasn't been around for so long I don't remember what he changed his name too!

Bad enough I have to check my underwear every morning to remember my own name! Though i'm sure it wasn't "Beatrice" yesterday ...
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Psychout » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pm

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Weapon: Black Magic
Ha ha ha!!! Can't believe you guys dont know who he is.

How about we play a game?

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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:28 pm

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Oh yeah, now I remember ...
(Just imagine how much i'd forget him if he were an Autobot!)
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Archanubis » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:53 pm

Motto: "Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out of it alive."
Weapon: Lightning Rifle
War Hammer, of course (as HMW's greatest drunk of course, not as Edgecrusher).
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Malicron » Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:37 pm

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I'm guessing the wrestler is Edge something or something Edge?
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby slip » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:31 pm

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
TS beat us too it but yeah that would be Edge + Dr. Crusher= Edgecrusher.
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby devast8or » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:42 am

Edge...my favorite con player to poke a stick at :lol:

where's he gone off to?
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:17 pm

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He got domesticated.
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Redimus » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:18 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Oh the horrors!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Editor » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:56 pm

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
Burn wrote:He got domesticated.


Do did I , am I'm still here. What's his excuse.......
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby slip » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:14 pm

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Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
Editor wrote:
Burn wrote:He got domesticated.


Do did I , am I'm still here. What's his excuse.......

Not sure but what I am positive of is that his MSN has spambot infection. Or he's a even greater drunk then I realized.
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Editor » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:27 am

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
Is it too late to nominate Slip for his drunken tale of brass balls shooting sparks out his rear?
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Burn » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:38 am

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No. No it's not. 8)

-edit-

Whoops. Apparently it is. :lol:

Oh well, at least i've learnt something today!
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Redimus » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:42 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
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Re: Wkly Poll Jun 21 - HMW's Greatest Alcoholic

Postby Evolution Prime » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:06 am

Motto: "Your end shall justify my means."
Weapon: High-Energy Laser Rifle
Warhammer for sure. Then maybe Corrupt Gorilla or whatever he was calling himself before his ban.
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