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No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:34 pm
by Psychout
We've all done it; wasted hours waiting for the bots to appear, for a mission where you're not horrifically outnumbered, or for a certain over-excitable dude to appear in missions so you can shoot his weird Creature thing in the face.
(Or maybe you're just bored and want to troll Naval Strike?)

If this describes you, maybe join us in here?

Here we can shoot the ****, talk bollocks to and at each other and answer those age old HMW questions that get tossed about every day, like;


Where does Turbo get these awful jokes?
Just why are Seekers so rubbish? (I mean, do we really need this many? :lol: )
Will _Anshin_ ever post again?
Where the bloody hell is Eeep when you need him?
Does anyone ever actually bother to read other teams bio's?
Is Burn unhinged, angry or just really Australian?
...and the age old classic; 'why does Naval Strike hate lightsabers so much when his sharkticon sucks because its not even a real sharkticon anyway you peasant-loving weirdo and idk this isn't even a question anymore.'

I think I've pretty much triggered every now. Also love that 'sh*t' has been censored, but not 'bollocks'. Yank forums are hilarious.

Just remember: were all players of the same game together. Just because the purple badge is better (obvs!), doesn't mean the purple players are better. After all, we do have Red on our team... ;)

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:49 pm
by turbomagnus
You mean this purple badge? - :SG-BOTS: :P


Actually, I do like to read other teams' bios, though I'll admit that some of mine probably need reworking. There's a few that are starting to show their age. Especially since I've further fleshed out my team and team members' backstories with my 'Dramatis Personae' stories over the years...


As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:04 pm
by Psychout
turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...
I'd rather not, although they cant be as bad as the cheese pun thread from the other week. That was brilliantly awful.

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:13 pm
by Wingz
turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...


.....I'm listening :POPCORN:

Bios...I am the queen on unoriginality! :lol: Waiting until they're higher in level before I change things up. For now, my horde of canon fodder characters works just fine for me :MAXIMAL: Love to read other bios, though!

Psychout wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:As for my jokes, you think they're awful? You should hear some of the ones in my 'collection' that I don't tell...
I'd rather not, although they cant be as bad as the cheese pun thread from the other week. That was brilliantly awful.


Ricotta remember how fun it was, though ;) :KREMZEEK:

Also, I miss EP :cry: Where has that beautiful SoB been?

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:16 pm
by Psychout
Your team is the main cast of Chompy's bio, so unoriginal works sometimes.


edit: this mission log looks like Naval Strike's shuttle is dropping your rabbit into my toaster.

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:20 pm
by Wingz
Psychout wrote:Your team is the main cast of Chompy's bio, so unoriginal works sometimes.


I see you still haven't changed Mach Kick's gender to male :lol: tsk tsk! Love that bio, though :BOWDOWN:

Every time I think, "Huh...I could have made something like Gel Sharkticon" or "I could have practiced originality with that", I see how much fun you have with the little guy and have 0 regrets :D Really happy you're enjoying him so much! He has a good home :cry:

EDIT: Yep :lol: Didn't even notice that! Also thank you, Turbo. You're a true shield friend :x :KREMZEEK:

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:27 pm
by Psychout
Just realised I totally missed a trick and should have put 'lightsabers' instead of swords in the title. NS would have loved that.

I blame The Potentate, the thread name was his suggestion. Or was it Wrath? I've drunk since then.

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:29 pm
by Psychout

Re: No Gus, No Lightsabers No Briefs - the HMW as thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:31 pm
by Bun-Bun
You know titles are editable right?

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:36 pm
by Bun-Bun


Nah. He always looks that way. :lol:

You know that editing the title like this only works on your own post, right?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:42 pm
by Psychout

You know you started this thread thus you can edit the first subject line, right?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:50 pm
by Bun-Bun
Psychout wrote:

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:59 pm
by turbomagnus
Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...

Yep.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:06 pm
by Psychout
Bun-Bun wrote:
Psychout wrote:

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:11 pm
by Psychout
turbomagnus wrote:Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...
I just saw a rabbit riding a Begatti Lunatyk.

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:18 pm
by turbomagnus
Psychout wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Oo! Oo! And while we're seeing things in the scores, this one looks like a bat and a jet bombing a tank for driving over a poor defenceless bunny...
I just saw a rabbit riding a Begatti Lunatyk.


Obviously the tank was just jealous because it couldn't ride a motorcycle.

I see what you did there

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:04 pm
by Bun-Bun
*dons sunglasses, a fake mustache, trenchcoat & a fedora*

Re: No Guns, No Rabbits, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:07 pm
by Naval Strike
Ahh this place is now fun no guns and Psychout told me im not allowed to swear :-P :-P

Re: No Guns, No Swords, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:08 pm
by The Potentate
Psychout wrote:Just realised I totally missed a trick and should have put 'lightsabers' instead of swords in the title. NS would have loved that.

I blame The Potentate, the thread name was his suggestion. Or was it Wrath? I've drunk since then.



Must have been Wrath. I suggested "Lawyers guns and money."

Re: No Guns, No Peasants, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:14 pm
by Psychout
I renamed the thread just for NS!

Re: No Guns, No Peasants, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:15 pm
by Naval Strike
Psychout wrote:I renamed the thread just for NS!


Boooooooo!! Seekers rule!!

How many Decepticons does it take...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:46 pm
by S.o.L.
In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285
renovation.jpg

Re: How many Decepticons does it take...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:50 pm
by Naval Strike
Servant of Light wrote:In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285
renovation.jpg

:lol: :APPLAUSE: :lol:

Re: How many Decepticons does it take...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:53 pm
by turbomagnus
Servant of Light wrote:In this episode of This Old Base, we ask 5 Decepticons to demonstrate how to add extra space to the rec room by removing an existing wall.
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=491285
renovation.jpg


"Mr. Gorbachev, if you want peace, if you want prosperity for the Soviet Union... Mr. Gorbachev, come to this place! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

Strange thing, I typed that from memory...

Re: No Guns, No Peasants, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:59 pm
by Psychout
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